Hey, Placentia Fire Department, you´re revealing your voyeuristic tendencies. I was getting into the shower, but I had to madly re-dress and run upstairs to investigate why you were on a ladder, violating my right to privacy. I know I have an awesome rooftop garden, but that doesn´t give you permission to invite yourself into my home for a look around whenever you want. Next time, try knocking on my door, instead of giving me some weak excuse about wanting to see the layout of the roofline. This is the second time this has happened, and I´ve politely asked you to knock on my door twice now. If it happens again, I´m taking my dick out, and then filing a complaint with the police with you as a Peeping Tom.
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