Our New Fashion Column

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What do we do?... Um... Well... We only do this journalism thing when we're not busy being with really, really rich guys in nice cars.
Photo by James Bunoan (right)

You might think we're bagging on the Britney slut. We're not. Check out that guy's disgusting, oily hair at bottom right. The only girl who had ever run her fingers through that thing would be lifting his wallet at the same time.
Photo by Gustavo Arellano


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