Nadya "Octomom" Suleman Porn Titles

Residents of a certain La Habra neighborhood counting the days until Nadya Suleman and her brood of 14 are thrown out due to foreclosure received some troubling news today: a porn video company has offered to bail out "Octomom." All she need do is sign on the dotted sticky line. Great. But has the man who made the offer, Vivid Entertainment founder Steven Hirsh, thought this through far enough to come up with movie titles?

We have.

1) Soiling Suleman

2) Mommy Drippiest

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3) Invitrous Basterds

4) Big Momma's House . . . of Ill Repute

5) 14 Go In Where 14 Came Out

6) Stop! Or My Mom With Spawn

7) Whores of La Habra 6

8) Throw Momma From the Tranny

9) For Womb the Smell Grows

10) Octopussy


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