Lax Morality
Matt Bors

Lax Morality

Yeah, you, the one (or group) who went around our neighborhood last Saturday night smashing mailboxes and streetlamps. Thanks for ruining a perfectly nice day. Rather than enjoy our Sunday, we, along with our neighbors, had to clean up the mess you left behind and deal with replacing the mailboxes and lights.

You left your calling card by our house: A lacrosse helmet. Looks like that was your weapon of choice. So I take it you are from the local high school and are one of the athletes we support through our local taxes. Nice way to show your appreciation to the community that supports you. What’s next, robbing a bank? Stealing cars?

I hope you see this and realize the frustration you left in your senseless path of destruction. Grow up, and remember what goes around comes around.

Send anonymous thanks, confessions or accusations—changing or deleting the names of the guilty and innocent—to “Hey, You!” c/o OC Weekly, 2975 Red Hill Ave., Ste. 150, Costa Mesa, CA 92626, or e-mail us at



All-access pass to the top stories, events and offers around town.

  • Top Stories


All-access pass to top stories, events and offers around town.

Sign Up >

No Thanks!

Remind Me Later >