Y'know how Disneyland announced they'd be fixing up "It's A Small World" to accommodate fatties? (OK, Mickey's still in denial, and a Mouse spokesman told the NYT the renovations "have nothing to do with weight," but we know better. Heck, even The Fat Lady's Guide to Disneyland recommends taking the whole seat for that particular ride.)
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Anyway, the ride closes on Tuesday, Jan. 22nd, which gives us the holiday weekend to relive its old school charm before Disney ruins it like they did Hong Kong Disneyland's Small World - which includes characters like freaking MULAN.