Find a Bed
You were the idiot taking a nap in a parked car with the engine running next to a neighborhood park, and you actually had the nerve to be angry when a good Samaritan came by to check on your unbelievably stupid, thoughtless behavior. I don't suppose children at the park or anyone walking by would like to breathe air instead of your exhaust fumes, not to mention the danger you put your own child (and others) in by leaving the engine on while napping. YOU are the lucky one, my dear. If I had been the one to find you, I would have woken up both you and your child . . . but not before calling the police to check on you to make sure you were not drunk. Next time you need a nap, find a damn bed!
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