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Dishney: Tweets From the Park!

Time for Tweets From the Park, where we gather the funniest, weirdest, grossest and most interesting tweets from Disneyland Resort for your reading pleasure. Follow us on Twitter @OCWeekly!

kelseysurfriend: the boys and I are apparantly waiting for one of the jobros to make an appearance att disneyland. little bitch is late.
mrxicecreamman: @Ami_Jain you were at disneyland while I was stuck in class learning about men who have sexual fetishes about poop...YOU SUCK :)
KINGHATTER1017: FUCK DISNEYLAND ALL IT IS WAITING IN LINE FOR 4 HOURS TO GET ON 1 SHORT SHITTY RIDE
sierrx: disneyland, and hash brownies with puffin in 12 days. fuck yeeeeeah.
nikkidarrie: WTF...DisneyLAND doesn't believe in TRAMS...freaking health conscious Californians...Southern girls don't walk!

ImaEatChuNowzz: Peter Pan should not be allowed to be that sexy at Disneyland. NO.
losangelista: @sweatpantsmom squid, Disneyland and sex? Oh goodness!
SwervClothing: There's a lot of ugly people here in Disneyland. I guess everyone needs to find happiness somehow. I know it sounds mean but #imjustsaying
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BR3NT: Pickles are gross! No wait, I like disneyland pickles.
missinthia: Dear bitch on potc, my frnd flipping off pirates isn't as bad as the rape &pillage. But i see ur fuckn concern @ disneyland. Xoxo
madisonbrando: Fuck it all -- I'm going to Disneyland.
joanne: DEAR Fuck it, I'm going to Disneyland.
Seriou: .@danielspengies You said it was ok to sex the australian teen bc it was legal there, still illegal here where you dide it at. #Disneyland
jenileeday: WHY DOES MY 6 YEAR OLD SISTER WANT TO GO TO SEA WORLD FOR HER BIRTHDAY AND NOT DISNEYLAND i need to talk some sense into this little bitch
mrtomneely: I swear William just said 'disneyland whore hell'. I think he meant hotel.
whamarama: Drove to target and bought pizza. I was groped at giant dollar. If you drive me to disneyland I will pay you in sex.


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