Can Someone Please Get Orly Taitz a Spell Check?
In Orange County, we've grown accustomed (read: numb) to Orly Taitz's nauseating logic, hate-mongering rhetoric, and borderline paranoid-schizophrenic anxiety attacks regarding left-wing conspiracies and Obama's citizenship.
But c'mon, Orly: you supposedly earned both a Doctor of Dental Surgery degree (yes, she's a dentist in Rancho Santa Margarita), and a JD degree (albeit from Taft University, an unaccredited, online school). You should be able to express your vile, paranoid sentiments with a shred of grammar, at the least.
Here's some of the most memorable "Orly-isms" of the last 72 hours:
1. "The Obama supporters might be concerned, they are intensifying attacks on me, Sarah Palin and other Tea party leaders by calling us faschists." -- Aug. 10, 2010
...You mean, fascists? I can assure you that very few Obama supporters are calling you "faschists."
2. "Since Abstract of Judgment was issued yesterday, I got a total of $450 towards the $20,000 sanctions for representing active military, challenging Obama's legitimacy for the position of Commander in Chied" --Aug. 10, 2010
According to Urbandictionary.com, "chied" means to be under the influence of marijuana. I believe that the title Commander in Chied belongs to your OC neighbor, Snoop Dogg.
3. "WHAT CONSIDERATION DID HE (Michael Bloomberg) AND OBAMA GET TO PUT THIS SIGN OF MUSLIM VICTORY RIGHT BY GROUND ZERO. BECAUSE OD THESE CORRUPT POLITICIANS THE WHOLE COUNTRY IS GOING DOWN THE DRAIN" --Aug. 9, 2010
Missing question mark, misspelling of "OF," overuse of Islamaphobia. . . . No wonder even Bill O'Reilly called her a nut.
4. "Update on donations $1,740 Thank you Mr. Fanner for $20 I will need $18,260 to make up for this governmental harassment used to keep BO's records secret. Well, they are secret no more" --Aug. 11, 2010
Have you heard of punctuation?
Register readers offer some insightful commentary.
Comment by LEXUSRY: SHE SHOULD BE WORRY ABOUT HER LOOK. NO MEN GET AROUSED LOOKING AT HER .
Comment by LGT: Agreed, better than a cold shower. Oily Taint needs to give up already.
Comment by Observer: What if she's right?
Comment by Eliz: Seeing story after story about this weirdo is as bad as when Octo Mom was in the news almost daily!!! Hey OCR enough is enough...no one here to donate anything for her.
Comment by larry: so this is what it would look like if Dr Laura lived in South Beach
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