We're nixing Valentine's Day this year and instead bitterly dancing alone to these anti-love songs. We recommend sharing this playlist with your ex, along with a sexy nude pic so he knows what he's missing. (On second thought . . . maybe you shouldn't). Oh, well. Enjoy:
"Don't ever look my way/Don't even think I'm playin'/'Cause I fucking hate you/You're such a liar/And I love to hate you/You're all the same to me/When you repeatedly/Take advantage of me/The only thought I get of you sickens me."
The greatest R&B breakup song from the '90s. It's so pleasant-sounding it's almost passive-aggressive:
"The very things that made me love you/Are the things pushing me away now/In tears, we stand here/With nothing left to say/And all I could do for you/I should've done before now/In tears, we stand here/There's nothing, nothing left to say."
"I can't see much of a future/Unless we find out what's to blame/What a shame/And we won't be together much longer/Unless we realize that we are the same/Ever fallen in love with someone?/Ever fallen in love? . . . In love with someone/You shouldn't've fallen in love with?"
"It's the stupid details that my heart is breaking for/It's the way your shoulders shake and what they're shaking for/It's knowing that he knows you now after only guessing/I want you/It's the thought of him undressing you or you undressing/I want you."
"(She's so) Raunchy, so vulgar, not me, why the hell her/Look, she dresses (look at her)/A mess, what do you see (I don't know) . . . I hate you so much right now/I hate you so much right now/Ahhhhh . . . /I hate you so much right now/I hate you so much right now/I hate you so much right now/Ahhhhh . . . /I hate you so much right now."
She couldn't have packed more angst in this song if she had tried:
"'Cause the joke that you laid on the bed that was me/And I'm not gonna fade/As soon as you close your eyes and you know it/And every time I scratch my nails down someone else's back/I hope you feel it . . . Well, can you feel it?"
"I got my new girl or, as I say, my baby doll/But I'm still gettin' crazy calls, my ex-girl's got balls/Don't wanna play the field 'cause/I get lovin' at home base/Don't gimme no long face, just exit with a grace/You and I are the past, c'est la vie, much respect girl/But now you're my ex-girl 'cause I'm on with the next girl."
Listen to this song after you delete (or block) each other on Facebook:
"But you didn't have to cut me off/Make out like it never happened and that we were nothing/And I don't even need your love/But you treat me like a stranger, and that feels so rough . . . Now you're just somebody that I used to know."