As a sage on Twitter once noted, "Every girl's inner stripper comes out when Too $hort's 'Blow the Whistle' comes on in the club."
Ready to go on and on? We're giving away FIVE pairs of tickets to his show at City National Grove of Anaheim Friday, May 18.
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The Oakland rapper has released an incredible 19 albums, and managed to sling the word "bitch" like a curve ball in damn near every track.
You must be 18 and over to win the tickets. Winners will be notified next week; tickets will be held at will call.