Holy shite y'all! The power of words prevailed and you'll never believe from who. Why it's little Taylor “oh my goodness gracious I always rock a surprised face” Swift! We're truly surprised and tremendously pleased about the power of this pop tart's pull with her open letter crusade to get Apple (Yeah, that Apple.) to pay artists during free trials. And to cut to the chase here, Swift was victorious. (Insert Taylor Swift “surprised face” here.) The fuck? This is a game changer and it was Taylor Swift who did that? Hmmm….wonder what else she can do? Maybe end global warming? Get J-Lo to stop singing? Bring the TV show Dexter back? Listen, you're not alone with a mind racing with questions. In the midst of an internet explosion, Twitter called upon her angelic penmanship power late last night and we grabbed a few ideas they had in case you wanted to get on board.
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