This Could Be the Year Register Reporter Robin Hinch Gets to Know You

Photo by Jack GouldRobin Hinch's old dog recently slipped into poor health, so she may be thinking about mortality a little more than usual. “She's an old dog, but her paws still smell like puppies,” Hinch is saying, and she has stopped typing the obituary she's writing for tomorrow's Orange County Register. It's the latest …

Strangers With Cande

Photo by Jeanne RiceFor a trio of Huntington Beach beach bums, the boys of B3Cande wield considerable power. Brett Ballou, Brian Alper and Brock Anderson don't rig election results or put men on the moon, but they do something few others can do: they're among a select club of five or so promotion companies with …

Tick, Tick . . . Kablooey!

Young actress Noelle Evans needs a new agent, fast, and not just because you've never heard of her. Blond; stacked; good-looking in an '80s, David Lee Roth music-video sort of way; and capable of line-reading clichs without a speck of self-consciousness, the actress has appeared in Hellraiser: Inferno and the straight-to-video Dangerous Proposition. In her …

We Feel So Dirty

OC Weekly DataLab researchers were recently asked to conduct a study of online dating. We were specifically asked to determine the impact of allusions to sexual congress on responses to online personal ads. To that end, we created three different female profiles: a young, attractive professional; a physically repulsive and dangerous, unemployed ex-con; and a …

We Feel So Dirty

OC Weekly DataLab researchers were recently asked to conduct a study of online dating. We were specifically asked to determine the impact of allusions to sexual congress on responses to online personal ads. To that end, we created three different female profiles: a young, attractive professional; a physically repulsive and dangerous, unemployed ex-con; and a …

Why America Loves an Asian Martial-Arts Flick

The lights dim and the curtain opens, revealing a gorgeous Chinese countryside. Suddenly, swordsmen fly through the sky and beautiful women exchange bone-crushing blows. This is Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, a sweeping Asian action film of the wu xia(martial chivalry) variety that has become a bona fide box-office success in a fairly xenophobic industry. Director …

Six-Page Shit List

A popular government without proper information, or the means of acquiring it, is but a Prologue to a Farce or a Tragedy —or perhaps both. Knowledge will forever govern ignorance, and a people who mean to be their own governors must arm themselves with the power that knowledge gives. —James Madison So, we've got a …

Grabbing a Tiger by the Tale

The lights dim and the curtain opens, revealing a gorgeous Chinese countryside. Suddenly, swordsmen fly through the sky and beautiful women exchange bone-crushing blows. This is Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, a sweeping Asian action film of the wu xia(martial chivalry) variety that has become a modest box-office success in a fairly xenophobic industry. Director Ang …

The Year in Rebuke

Photos by Jack Gould (left) and AP Wide WorldLooking back on the year just ending, the spookiest thing—eerier even than the Supreme Court playing Junta for a Day with the election—is how much President-elect George DUI Bush looks like Elian Gonzalez. The look works on Elian. He's—what?—7 years old and has been through shipwreck and …