Rule 34 says that if it exists, there is porn of it.
Paula Deen's food exists.
This, seen in a kitchen store in New Hampshire, is not helping. It's a dry seasoning for pork butts, and that's definitely not helping.
Allow us to suggest ideas for similar items destined for other popular cuts of meat: (Chicken) Breast Rub, (Beef) Loin Fondle, Rack (of Lamb) Frottage, and Goose Goose.
