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Not Crap!

Photo by Jack GouldOnce a year, Newport Beach's ladies who lunch take charge of the Orange County Museum of Art's Pacific Craft Show—”show” as opposed to “exhibit,” which means if you've got giant piles of greasy cash, you can buy the lovely baubles instead of merely gawking like the rest of us. Pat Steinmann and …

Back to Cool

Photo by Jeanne RiceOh, my! So grown up already, and just yesterday, Ronald Reagan was murdering nuns in Central America and you were being born! And now you're ready to go out and slop your bodily fluids over anyone who'll let you and drink until your lungs fill with vomit! We're so very proud of …

Hey, Jewel: Please Call!

Some years ago, Steve Poltz called my answering machine and left a message wherein he was finger-banging some moaning young babe with admirable gusto. “Does that feel nice?” he asked her. “Ooohh, OOOOHHH! Play with my sugar pot,” this particular moaning young babe cooed back. All this amidst squishy-squishy noises that told me the woman …