Kittens Rock! 2010 LA Calendar Motorcycle Show

Finally, an event and that submits itself in more ways than one to the phrase, “crotch rocket convention.” On July 18th, Brown & Koro attorneys want you gear heads and road warriors to bring the gang down to the Queen Mary for the 19th annual LA Calendar Motorcycle Show. As the title implies, there will be bikes, and lots of them. Featuring 200 leading motorcycle and parts manufacturers from around the globe, there will also be a competition pitting the best performance machines against each other for $70,000 in prizes. And if you’re really into motorcycles, chances are you’ll also be into the show’s other attractions, namely, the buxom calendar girls in barley-there lingerie and kinky sailor-girl attire. Bonus: ticketholders will be granted free admission to the Queen Mary. So after you enjoy the wicked choppers and hot babes, you can have a drink in the art deco eloquence of the ship’s observation lounge. No phillistine’s allowed on board.

Sun., July 18, 10 a.m., 2010