I don't relish sharing stories like this, but news is news. Two Domino's employees in North Carolina with very, very, very poor judgment put up a video of themselves on YouTube stuffing cheese up their noses and then putting it on a pizza they were preparing.
Other bodily orifices and functions were involved in ways I shall not get into (because I just ate).
Obviously, Domino's corporate offices fired them. But they did one better; they got them arrested and are also planning to sue.
The video in question has since been taken down off YouTube (by one of the ex-employees). You probably don't need to see it, but here's a local station's newscast that has the full report and snippets from the video…which, of course, is now also called “evidence for the prosecution”.
Before becoming an award-winning restaurant critic for OC Weekly in 2007, Edwin Goei went by the alias “elmomonster” on his blog Monster Munching, in which he once wrote a whole review in haiku.