
The headline speaks for itself. CLICK HERE if you'd like to read the article.
But I know what you want to know. Who's planning to serve what?
Since we're all busy people, I'll bullet point it for you:
– Burger King: Thicker burgers, ribs, and kebabs.
– Jack in the Box: Miniature sirloin burgers.
– McDonald's: 1/3 pound Angus burgers, gourmet coffee.
What's surprising here for me is that the chain that I like least (Burger King) is actually the one with offerings that are most intriguing. I guess when you don't have JIB's tacos (a.k.a. “manna from heaven”, according to Gustavo) and Mickey D's Sausage McMuffin with Egg, you gotta innovate.
Before becoming an award-winning restaurant critic for OC Weekly in 2007, Edwin Goei went by the alias “elmomonster” on his blog Monster Munching, in which he once wrote a whole review in haiku.

