On November 4th only, come in to any of Zov's three locations showing your “I Voted” sticker, and they'll give you a free slice of, what else, American apple pie.
Of course, before you get the free slice, they require that you either dine in and purchase any menu item, or order a “Zov's Family Take-Out Dinner for 2 or 4”. But what did you expect? Free food with no strings attached? This is America! And what's more American than good ol' fashioned promotional marketing and lawyer-y fine print.
Before becoming an award-winning restaurant critic for OC Weekly in 2007, Edwin Goei went by the alias “elmomonster” on his blog Monster Munching, in which he once wrote a whole review in haiku.