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Of course, before you get the free slice, they require that you either dine in and purchase any menu item, or order a "Zov's Family Take-Out Dinner for 2 or 4". But what did you expect? Free food with no strings attached? This is America! And what's more American than good ol' fashioned promotional marketing and lawyer-y fine print.