I never thought you could put something edible on pizza that would make me not want to eat it. I was wrong.
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The Lucks Company, the people who brought us the ability to eat Justin Bieber's face printed on birthday cake, is rolling out some NFL-licensed decals just in time for the Super Bowl.
I am not excited.
Remember guys: if a commercial for a food product doesn't actually show any of the actors eating the product, you might want to avoid it.