Texas Man Stabs Woman Who Brought Him Pizza Instead of Chicken

Now this, is good enough to stab someone over (No not really, please don't)
Now this, is good enough to stab someone over (No not really, please don't)
Photo by Dave Lieberman

I don't know what it is about Waco that makes people a little crazy, but a Waco man finds himself in jail today after stabbing a woman who brought pizza instead of a chicken sandwich.

See, in my world, I give the people who bring me pizza beer.

Michael Corsey, the stab-er in question, was arrested Friday on a charge of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. According to the Associated Press, Waco police say he also beat and choked the un-named woman.

The woman was treated for minor injuries, but someone should make sure she gets out of that relationship, because that ain't healthy.

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