Thursday, September 22, 2011 at 12:30 p.m.
Not this time. Last weekend in Missouri, Jeremy Combs
, a 30-year-old convicted felon, was about scarf down his meal from Taco Bell only to discover--gasp
--they forgot the hot sauce. That enraged him enough to allegedly drive back to the takeout window and pull a shotgun on an employee, who according to The Smoking Gun
, "fled in fear."
Combs told cops that the item was actually a tire iron (which, um, probably also shouldn't be waved at people), but surveillance footage showed that it was indeed a gun, and he was arrested.
Let this be a lesson. Do not forget the hot sauce! Oh, wait. There may be other lessons here that I can't think of.