Ah, Florida: your insane residents haven't appeared in this column enough. I think "indecent exposure" is written into your state constitution--but also peeing, then eating a burrito? GROSS... From St. Augustine:
Earlier this month, a deputy responded to a Taco Bell on US1 south in reference to a subject harassing customers. The assistant manager of the restaurant told the deputy that a white male was in the drive-thru harassing customers and had been there the day before as well. When she asked him to leave the property, she said he unzipped his pants, exposed himself and urinated on the fence that borders the restaurant property.
The deputy found the peeing bandit sitting in the drainage ditch behind the restaurant, eating a burrito.