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Taco Bell Crime of the Week: Man Exposes Himself to Eaters!

Taco Bell Crime of the Week: Man Exposes Himself to Eaters!

The usually great VICE recently ran a trying-too-hard piece about a man who claimed Doritos Locos tacos gave him a boner. Meh. They obviously stole the idea from the man who exposed himself at a Baltimore-area Taco Bell.

From the Baltimore Sun:

A man was exposing himself at Taco Bell, in the 1000 block of Beards Hill Road, on Tuesday.

And that's it. Hey, sometimes the blotter writes itself...

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