Paula Deen Wants to Massage Your Butt

Paula Deen Wants to Massage Your Butt
Courtesy of John Trussell

Rule 34 says that if it exists, there is porn of it.

Paula Deen's food exists.

This, seen in a kitchen store in New Hampshire, is not helping. It's a dry seasoning for pork butts, and that's definitely not helping.

Allow us to suggest ideas for similar items destined for other popular cuts of meat: (Chicken) Breast Rub, (Beef) Loin Fondle, Rack (of Lamb) Frottage, and Goose Goose.

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