Foxfire, Legendary Anaheim Hills Cougar/MILF Den, to Close [UPDATED with Video]

Fair thee well, o sweet, slinky sirens...
Fair thee well, o sweet, slinky sirens...
Photo by LP Hastings

We had to hit up the Foxfire one last time before they shut their doors forever. We spoke to the locals, the regulars, the band and, of course, les femmes d'une certaine age. Roll the tape!

ORIGINAL POST [JAN. 14, 2016, 7:16 AM]: Foxfire, the legendary Anaheim Hills restaurant-cum-bar that served as a den for three generations of MILFs, cougars, and the 20-some-year-old men who loved them, is closing at the end of the month. And with that, an era for every male and recently divorced middle-aged woman in Southern California is coming to a (hopefully temporary) close.

I had been hearing rumors of Foxfire's demise for a while now, but sources tell the Weekly the shopping center wants the revered place out by the end of the month for reasons unknown. Sure ain't 'cause it's dead: since its opening over 30 years ago, Foxfire has been one giant armada of experienced beauties ready to have fun and not ashamed of it. They were so aggressive, they made their rivals at The Quiet Woman and Gulfstream seem as meek as nuns. Foxfire became code in the male Southern California world for fun, for men to try their Leykis 101 moves and get lucky again and again. And there was fun for ladies who were looking for sugar daddies, too!

The owners want to reopen at another spot sometime this year; in the meanwhile, they're trying to find jobs for their employees—a wonderful, thoughtful move in this era of under-employment. Just another reason to love them besides a 47-year-old real-estate agent telling you she's auditioned for Brazzers, you know?

"We believe our last week will be February 1st thru [sic] 6th," Foxfire management told the Weekly via Facebook. "Please pass it on. Thank you."

No, thank you for making my friends' life so grand. Me? I'm a nerd.

I'm sure those ladies at Foxfire want you there, now joined no doubt by their older daughters...HA! So start flocking there, and always use protection, whether Uber or Trojans.

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Foxfire Nightclub - Closed

5717 E. Santa Ana Canyon Rd.
Anaheim, CA 92807

714-974-5400

foxfirenightclub.com


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