Three's Company [Hey, You!]
You were my landlord for five years. I won't deny I was very happy living in your house, even when you were giving me a hard time. I only hated the fact I couldn't bring anyone over. Well, I have to confess I didn't need to because I was having an affair with your husband the whole time I was living there. I just wonder if you know or ever suspected your young, cute husband likes to fuck guys because, to be honest, I always did. There is an age difference between the two of you that can't go unnoticed. Sorry, not sorry.
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