Hey, knucklehead, when you have a package sent overnight by UPS, there's a delivery window of 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. Just because you're a lazy piece of work who doesn't open until noon doesn't justify you bagging on a delivery that didn't get made. If it were that important—"and you knew it was"—you would have been on hand for the delivery. Instead, you lost sales and customers because of your actions or inactions, whichever way you would like to look at it.
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