Gentle Readers: in our never-ending quest to document this infernal county county of ours, behold our sex survey, in which we'll try to determine at which end of the spectrum OC falls: the chaste promise rings of the Saddleback Church crowd, or the cock rings of legendary porno actor (and Newport Coast resident) Peter North? The swinging beauty of our county's private swinger's clubs, or the closeted hell of more than a few GOP bigwigs?
How do YOU have sex? Answer the following questions below, por favor--anonymity guaranteed! Results will be published in our upcoming sex issue, due to hit the streets Feb. 9. Enjoy!
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