Octomom Nadya Suleman Banned by Celebrity Boxing; Celebrity Jousting Now on Speed Dial
Professional boxers who have been banned include the famous and unknown: Muhammad Ali, Luis Resto, Paul Griffin, Dong-Kih Choc, Nadya Suleman.
Yep, you read that right, La Habra's Octomom has been banned "from any future Celebrity Boxing matches," informs CEO Damon Feldman in an email.
What could the single, unemployed, imbalanced, pathologically lying, spotlight whoring, grifter of an in-vitroed mother of 14 done to get under the skin of the promoter who was previously prosecuted in Philadelphia for fixing Celebrity Boxing Federation fights, when he should have got hard time for presenting as "celebrities" the likes of Jon Gosselin's ex Hailey Glassman (who?), Jenny Jen from the Rad Girls (what?) and "Long Island Lolita" Amy Fisher (why?).
One reason Natalie is no longer fit to be included in that . . . ahem . . . lofty lineup is she purposely broke a female opponent's finger in a pillow fight!
And never said she was sorry!!!
Let's let CEO Feldman explain it all to you (errors kept intact):
I am the owner of Celebrity Boxing http://www.celebboxing.com/ and we have to let the public know to clear our name as we have Banned Nadya The Octomom Suleman from any future Celebrity Boxing matches due to 1. her breaking a local female DJ Shilas hand in a pillow fight with no Explanation or apology 2. For agreeing then pulling out of a match in Tampa Florida in which we where owed money from her manager to to be repayed for prior appearance. Nadya is hurting our reputation and feel it is best we move on and go our separate directions, we have been losing deals because of she has been associated with us for the last 2 years, we have lost sponsors and charities are hesitant to work with us.
I do wish her the Best but she is Banned from everything to do with Celebrity Boxing and that means attending as well. We have helped and promoted The Octomom's matches on several occasions and have helped her make well over 6 Figures in Celebrity Boxing events we have had her in! It has come down to the Banning as we cannot afford to pay MS Suleman as we do wish her the best with all future endeavors. We do hope she helps her kids!
CEO Celebrity Boxing Federation!
Six figures? I'd find it astonishing if the total take from every Celebrity Boxing match ever held was six figures. Given the reputation of the "sport" (huh?) without Suleman, having her reputation hurt Celebrity Boxing is really saying something.
Ah, well, until Celebrity Jousting has an opening, we'll always have out memories . . .
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