Knee 'em, Gamecocks!

The New York Times reports that the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) is going mining for new fines by trolling broadcasts of live sporting events and other spectacles where coaches, fans, players and performers may have uttered forbidden expletives picked up by microphones. This, of course, will likely bankrupt the participating schools in last season's classic gridiron battle that pitted Awfuckit State against the University of Calico Cocksuckers.


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