Jheri Curl Baby Meets a Newport Beach Bitch
My friend's baby is half-black, half-Mexican and all cute. He has an amazing Jheri curl that reflects his roots. You were the rich, white, female stranger who went up to my friend and her baby at Fashion Island and asked, "Who are you taking care of the baby for?" Before my friend was able to respond, you then touched the baby's hair without asking permission and laughed with glee. You're lucky my friend is nice and didn't give you some chingazos—'cause I would've.
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