The other day, while getting the website that mirrors your favorite OC alt.-weekly pub ready for ya'all, Clockworken noticed something interesting upon opening Gustavo Arellano's popular column !Ask a Mexican! (Special Cesar Chavez Edition). Along the top of the virtual page was a Google advertisement inside a rectangular box, but upon opening El Mex the copy inside changed. Gone were the previous product-hawking sites, which we can't recall at this moment due to a weekend spent swimming with a worm at the bottom of a tequila bottle, but we do recall the new text, which directed readers to sites to trace your ancestry, read a Pew Trust analysis on how many people are trying to migrate to the U.S. legally, and . . . wait for it . . . save our borders!!! Yep, just pop into the Stop Illegal Immigrants site, sign the online petition in their knuckle-scarred clutches and our borders will be saved. This seemed very odd to us here in the left-leaning, let-'em-all-in advocatin' world of OC alt.-weekly journalism (at least pre-New Times OC alt.-weekly journalism; who knows where the hell we stand now?). Seeing that ad proved to be such a rib-tickler that we stuck our head out the door, shouted out into the newsroom, "Got an important call," shut the door and pretended to actually do real work, when what we really did was spend the next coupla hours seeing what other interesting advertising Googlizations got attached to this week's batch of Weekling articles.
Some matches were as you'd expect. A link to a site that shares the secrets of getting sponsored by a skateboard company came up withTheo Douglas
'story on the Placebo Skateboard
(which you can either skate in the water or surf on land; we never did quite figure that out, which ain't Theo's fault. Comprehendin'shard
!). Douglas'Trendzilla column
on tattooistEd Don Hardy
orDon Ed Hardy
orLaurel & Hardy
!) having his styleVon Dutch
itized drew links to sites hawking tattoos, tee shirts, a tattoo eBook andOrange County Choppers
swag. Links toNirvana
mp3s, posters and boxed sets came up with themusic feature
, though), whileRex Reason
, which lists the top sellers at a rotating roster of record shops, directed readers to underground Hip Hop, free Hippity-Hop downloads and "luxury velor sets." 'Cause that's how we roll inIrvine
We hoped something shocking would come up whenever we called up theSavage Love sex-advice column
, but all we got the 47 times we tried (one handed!) was a plea to helpHurricane Katrina victims
. Stupid, stupid Hurricane Katrina victims, messing up our jollies-gettin'-offin'! Of course, the hurricane did BLOW into town, and Savage-advice seekers do their fair share of . . . okay, even the Great DePalma wouldn't repeat that one. No, the biggest shocker of all came withCommie Girl
. It linked to a Santa Monica dance club, blended iced coffees, a bartender school andAll About "You" Events
. That's not the surprise, because like most ofRebecca Schoenkopf
's extremely well-read, back-of-the-book columns, this one dealt with drinking, socializing and All About "You" Events, if by "You" you mean "Rebecca Schoenkopf." No, the shocker was the Google ad that ran down the side of her column forRabbi Tsatreer Lev
, "a conservative rabbi for your Bris." This was one of the few Commie Girls where Rebecca did not mention she's half Jewish; how the heck did the Google-izer know?
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