DA: Ricardo Aldana, Pervert JSerra High Teacher-Coach, Snuck 14-Year-Old Girl Past Roommates to Schtup Her

Over the past couple of weeks, I've received numerous taunting emails from pendejos associated with JSerra Catholic High School over Ricardo Aldana, the school's beloved Spanish teacher who was arrested this past December for molesting a 14-year-old student. They insisted that Aldana was innocent, and that DA Tony Rackaukas would file no charges--oh, and that the victim was a ho.

Well, they're gonna sing a different tune this weekend: Aldana has been charged with seven counts of lewd acts on a child.

In a press release issued today, the DA said Aldana began grooming the girl when she was 13 years old, a perversion that culminated with Aldana "driving the victim to his Dana Point residence and sneaking her into his bedroom to avoid being seen by his roommates." Once there, Aldana "engag[ed] in substantial unlawful sex acts with" the victim.

Aldana will be arranged this Monday at Harbor Court, and betcha the apologists will be out in full court. Perverts...in the meanwhile, heckuva job, Brownie!

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