Anyone catch a gander at the Westminster auto dealers' sign overlooking the 405 freeway? Besides letting us know which car lots are offering 0 percent financing, the sign has one of those giant screens that shows photos and even video—just like those outside the mammoth hotels on the Las Vegas strip. The grandmotherly face of Westminster Mayor Margie L. Rice locked on us the last time we zoomed by, her eyes staying on us the whole time—just like those velvet Jesus portraits. Big Mama is watching you! That got us to thinking of other things we'd like to see on Westminster's giant screen.
Miss Westminster 1983
Forbidden Iguana Love
Things pulled out of my colon
OC Weekly Editor-in-Chief Matt Coker has been engaging, enraging and entertaining readers of newspapers, magazines and websites for decades. He spent the first 13 years of his career in journalism at daily newspapers before “graduating” to OC Weekly in 1995 as the alternative newsweekly’s first calendar editor.