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Late last week, Cal State Fullerton issued a survey to gauge student interest in the school reinstating its laughable football squad, which disbanded in 1992 to a massive yawn from Orange County. Even more hilarious is the website, Bring Back Titan Football, which really believes interest in the sport at Cal State Fullerton is so prevalent that they're trying to mobilize alumni and students to pressure administrators into spending millions for a squad that probably won't compete above Division I-AA and probably lower. They even try to cite academic studies arguing that a football team would bring more money than building on their Big West champion cagers (the website has obviously never heard of Duke University). Hey, pigskin pendejos: methinks the average Titan would prefer an alleviation of their horrific parking situation instead of a fumbling, bumbling gridiron 11.