Okay, so we didn't write this one, but it's hilarious. And true. The Atlantic posted five reasons actress Gwyneth Paltrow has no business releasing an album--she announced that she finalized the deal with Atlantic Records yesterday and is on her way to become a bona-fide music . . . er, personality. Read it here and judge her musical ability yourself--after the jump.
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