Your 15 seconds is apparently not up!
Your 15 seconds is apparently not up!

Brody Ryan's '15 Seconds of Fame' is Now 30 Seconds

So you thought after a week or so, you'd heard the last of #StarbucksDrakeHands. Well, not if Brody Ryan, master of the coy pose seen round the world, has anything to say about it. Lucky us. After Brody brought us the Internet phenomenon known as #StarbucksDrakeHands, the cyber world responded with countless parodies of the video. And they were ahhhmazing. This week, Ryan is back to set the record straight on what really went down. As it so happens, Ryan is a rapper of sorts, so what better way to shed some light on the situation than to record a track to do just that. And he did. And we're bringing it to you. And you're welcome. Now let the parodies begin after you enjoy "15 Seconds of Fame." See the song and the lyrics below.

We've also included the lyrics (thanks to so you can uhhh...rap along.

15 Seconds of Fame The whole worlds mocking me But she knows damn well we ain't never had no coffee

"And she wants nothing to do with Brody Ryan. Calling him an opportunist, talentless, loser. Set out to use our client for financial gain and publicity, but that news probably won't break Brody Ryan's heart."

Who would have the thought The man with the Starbuck hands Would land a hundred grand in fans In just a few weeks? You're here to day and gone tomorrow Haters come and go But all my friends and family Know me as that same old "G" From years ago

I'm just trying to vibe out I ain't trying to wile out What the fuck I got to lie about? O.D.A.G. our time is now!

Solo off my front porch Dolo, but I know my worth If Hannah had to twerk it out (twerk Miley, Miley) Understand I'ma play my hand Pocket Aces. Fuck them Haters! Front Pages. Interviews Talk shows and magazines With champagne in my glass Call me a fucking loser Call me what your used tah I'm not what you choose tah Chow Mein, bubble bath Liu Kang kush, lemon bubble wrap That Godfather life With my tub dripping wax Chocolates with them candles lit Boom box with my favorite shit This just be the life I live Give a fuck about a bitch But you should see my Tinder list Exactly where I met that chick Swiped her to the right Thought I'd pipe her that night

Money in my pocket Swisher full of tree My pompadour is poppin' That's O-D-A-G

Paparazzi talking, like Brody on that Creep Talentless loser, seeking opportunity But I'ma keep it clean and take the high beam Cocktails with Patrick So my slates kool beans

I just said your beautiful You just played me for the fool As if we wasn't suitable for a simple conversation Like girl how you doing? How's your day going? You should come through and Let me make you something

But your too busy stuntin' With your super model pose Because you ain't saying nothing But I ain't even frontin'...HOE! I ain't even trippin' Just sittin' limousine Thinking to myself that this is all a dream But Inside Edition just boost my self-esteem Diane Mcinerney Don't dare deny the synergy The camera caught our chemistry Remember me Because I'm USA Today But M.I.A. tomorrow I'm hoppin' on a plane left my sorrows out the cargo Front porch missing, I'm mother fucking Fargo I'm feeling uplifted, no more Donny Darko Out here swiping bar codes Party till the bar close (Aaaayyyyyyy!) Stranger! Danger! I never should have rang yah! Ratchet ass Topanga! That girl there done gone gangsta Cease and desist Suck my dick this shits a banger I gave you that house hold name girl You should be more thankful

15 Seconds of Fame That's 15 Seconds of Fame for yah! 15 Seconds of Fame That's 15 Seconds of Fame for yah!

You can get more information on the man behind the hands and the track on

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