Welcome to Tweets From the Park, our weekly roundup of some of the best–and the worst–tweets from the
park that's only sometimes the happiest place on earth. Follow us on Twitter @OCWeekly!
TwiztedSymphony: Talking to dad Mom-No she wants to have sex at disneyland dad-WHAT?!? Mom-I told her it was okay Me-XD
SD_Mikey: I'm amazed at how fat people are here at Disneyland; especially the kids. So sad!
jevwah: There's no excuse for wearing Disneyland brand clothing. It so ugly
TheresVictory: This was on the bathroom door in disneyland… LAME!! Not the place to post it really http://tweetphoto.com/14296181
Reina_Rei: If Disneyland is happiest place on earth…. Why is this worker guy such a dick?? Just curious…
I'll be in Disneyland today. Good thing I've been exercising my
pinching fingers. I'll keep count of how many I get before I'm kicked
girltype: Ok Southern California, there are far too many
bad tattoo's I've seen at Disneyland. All the mom's have faded stuff
& dudes with stars. Ugh.
AccordianXcore: Drunk Lost tonight. Drunk Disneyland tomorrow. Drunk weekend! Horray!
Watching reality TV with Jen's roommate who's asshole boyfriend broke
up with her at Disneyland. She needs the mindless numbing crap
i5810media: First thing we did at Disneyland? Take a nap. Pretty lame, but necessary for everyone.
ncsmith: Drunk at Disneyland. Again.
voldematt: @mmeganly Two HOURS?!? I wouldn't wait 20 mins for anything @ Disneyland. Ugh. Did you see Captain Pedophile?
I just compared phone sex to going to disneyland via phone call… in a
conversation with my dad. today is gonna be a great day…
@kristiealley Its amazing people r defending crocs! We sold em at
Disneyland (where I work) & THOUSANDS bought them. I was shocked!
russellohmerde: “Sounds like two retards having sex on big thunder mountain.” #disneyland
CBluvyaforlife: Walking Disneyland for a fat person feels like equivalent of a week of cardio for a fit person
linzekahmil: Disneyland can sughk my $72 dick.. Knotts& 6 Flags can sughk my $54 dick!! And Universal Hollywood can sughk $69!!
Paacreek: @jayysenn their hard shell tacos are good. I'm going to Disneyland tomorrow and that's a fat pants day lol
voguers: ughh im in disneyland with a bitch
bieberperv: Justins dick is so big, as soon as its won the superbowl; its ALREADY AT Disneyland!