for Tweets From the Park, where we gather the funniest, weirdest,
grossest and most interesting tweets from Disneyland Resort for your
reading pleasure. Follow us on Twitter @OCWeekly!
captainboof: far and away the best thing I've seen since working at Disneyland, two cats having sex
EliasMedrano: Time for Disneyland tomorrow 😉 gonna make minnie mouse my bitch. Xoxo.
itsSTACE: So irritated at these Disneyland employees!! Can we say RETARDED AS FUK?!!?? tryin not to get kicked out from whoopin this bitchs ass!!
DanceLikeSara: Lots of hot dads at Disneyland today… in addition to the usual amount of leashed children, emo couples, and scooter bound obese folk.
imsofull: Captain Eo gives the power of gay dance! #Disneyland
henrychen: Was confronted by the Disneyland security. Played dumb to
them for 20 minutes about camera stuff but still got kicked out in the
Ace_United: Today, for the first time in my 16 years of life I was told I
was cute by a non-related female of our species at Disneyland. She was
ZeenaBoBeena: Some couples at Disneyland are so gross. There's
children here, ya nasties!
JoshieWashie: I just went off on a disneyland employee 4 talking 2 me
lk i'm a child. I'm mad i'm abt 2 get kicked out of the happiest place
yungmoneee: Why is every obese person at Disneyland wearing either
stretch pants or Mickey ears?
TitoAGoGo: If your FAT ASS is too lazy to get up and walk around then
YOU DON'T GET DISNEYLAND!!! Give that wheelchair to someone who needs
Sarahlevy: @chicrunner Exactly. There was an obese woman at Disneyland
wearing shape ups, I wanted to pull her aside and tell her not to waste
mikecarano: Guy at Disneyland with 'Drivin' Trucks -Huntin' Bucks'
t-shirt. No mention of how fat he is though.
Wesley_Whitton: I'm in Paris and the theme is poop. Today I saw a young
girl poop on the grass in disneyland. Her brother spanked her butt. She
SimplyTia1: I wanna have sex on one of the DisneyLand rides #YeaISaidIt
Cristina_SOS: Why do they always play “sex on fire” by kings of leon
at downtown disney its not that i dont like the song its just that its
testdriver: Overheard at disneyland: “The ultimate thing is sex &
w.o.w at the same time”
bruskichick: Scooping poop for a disneyland ticket. So fun !
vinylfuck: i dont understand why couples go to disneyland when they
dont have kids… fucking kreepy pedifiles
just1mode: People!! Don't dump your familys ashes at Disneyland! They
don't stay there! It gets “cleaned up”! Gross story on facebook! Ppl are