Welcome to Tweets From the Park!, where we round up the funniest,
most irreverent tweets from Disneyland Resort for your reading please. Follow us on Twitter @OCWeekly!
pinkpupcake: I feel like I just had reunion sex with Disneyland: we haven`t seen each other in a while so we go nonstop till we`re sore and sweaty.
bitethebedbugs: So those Tinkerbell stickers on the back of
cars…does that mean “I like Disneyland” or “I'm a needy, jealous bitch
just like Tink?”
dropdeadbeeth: Almost got in a fight @Disneyland! WTF don't push
my kid outta the way and expect me not to tell you something bitch!!
DwynellRoland: @yungweirdo313 wtf u say.. bitch ass goin back
home cause Micky Mouse butt raped yo homo ass lmao. disneyland made you
tmotoz: GOD damnit. @Shimmycocopuffs was at disneyland today and I
could have totally had gay sex with him since I have a annual pass. FML
joeylponce: Disneyland Tomorrow…There's gonna be a lot of
sweaty, fat people.
scottbox: Planning a trip to Disneyland. Anybody got a fat suit
and 2 bratty kids I can borrow?
plasticfangs: @Disneyland i swear you guys drug those goats. it's
either that, or ALL OTHER GOATS EVERYWHERE ARE NATURALLY DRUNK AND/OR
fejimanz: @GizmoAlex oh dear lord… tinkerbell… she is top 5
all time most sexy fictional characters… *sigh* time to go to
seajraw: Then off to Disneyland in a short summer dress no
justjorge32: #highschoolconfessions idk how I got away with being
drunk ay disneyland with cops there lol
TSwiftyThoughts: I once yelled at a guy who worked at Disneyland
that he's cute. I then got half a churro.
jordanforam: Arkansas feels and smells like Disneyland water
rides. Musty, humid and sticky.
annaknitsalot: @Daria_is_LSG I don't mean to call out the
fatness, hell I'm fat, it's just…jesus learn to walk! Disneyland
tourists are the worst.
adamlovesdisney: on my way to @disneyland ….well in a bit…lol
im hungry and half naked hahahah