Welcome to Tweets From the Park, our weekly roundup of some of the best–and the worst–tweets from the park that's only sometimes the happiest place on earth. Follow us on Twitter @OCWeekly!
HARDHEADedSOB: going 2 disneyland Bitch like i just won da superbowl!!
BellaLeslie: There are a lot of ugly & spoiled children here at Disneyland. They have ugly high maintenance parental units to match.
Binnabag: I hate hate moms with strollers! Especially at Disneyland! FUCK.
danyeal: I'm going back to Disneyland to drown my sorrows in churros.
liddlexlolo: the wine festival at disneyland is a bad idea. we just made friends with a drunk guy on star tours ahhaha
WillElMagnifico: I hate Disneyland. It's boring and expensive. Cali. Adventure on the other hand… This place is alright. And that's where I am
donicholas: Leaving Disneyland. Now back to shitty reality.
stormtrain You meant to break up with her. She cried. You had sex. She said she was on the pill. You're having a baby. What now…going to Disneyland?
NeoHadley: Fat people n strollers need to b #banned from #disneyland
NeoHadley: N y they allow fat people up in #disneyland ? I always get stuck behind them in crowds walking half the speed of every1 else.
janedoe_tcm: RT @mlomb: Til 1960s men with long hair were not allowed to enter Disneyland. //In 1990s, a “Legalize Pot” shirt would get you thrown out.
JoiStaRR: Where do I buy toy machetes to chase Mickey & Minnie around w/so I get kicked out of Disneyland?
superacerawr: “I am ugly, and I'm proud!”- Jenna at Disneyland.
MrsAngiano: Few hours @ disneyland for a fat person=whole day @ d land for a fit person…got my cardio FOR the week
karinaduzit: #theresnothinglike sex@disneyland
TIGGOdadipped: RT @fox12oregon: FBI agents say Vancouver man wanted hit man to kill ex-girlfriend while he went to Disneyland. http://bit.ly/9F8VcN amandakayyyy: Fuck disneyland employees today, fuck you all