Buddha been good to me.
The church is a member of the San Francisco-based Buddhist Churches of America, and practices Jodo Shinshu Mahayana Buddhism. It's mother temple is the Nishi Hongwanji located in Kyoto, Japan. And what's Kyoto famous for? Why, a nifty Bad Religion song called “Kyoto Now!” that plays in the background as Caucasian climate change couples make love on top of copies of the Kyoto Protocol.
He then rang a bell and the OCeeker got his meditation on (with eyes half-closed for peekies): naked women; hope the Lakers can beat the Hornets in overtime; where am I going to take that hot Mexican woman I picked this week?; naked women; 909Jeff (a commenter on OC Weekly's website) must be a hillbilly hipster because his avatar is the Pabst logo; theme to What's Happening!!; GenY men are wimps; 10 minutes is a long-ass time; naked women; etc.
We stood, and he suggested we not lock our knees during the five-minute mediation. He also explained that we “don't have to be in a temple to meditate”, and we want to learn to take the practice out into our daily lives.
The Buddhist Church of Orange County meets every Sunday at 10 a.m., with meditation services at 8:30 a.m. every Sunday and 7:30 p.m. every Wednesday at 909 Dale Ave., Anaheim, (714) 827-9590; www.ocbuddhist.org