The Taco Bell crime of the week that's getting the most attention is Miami Dolphis star linebacker Joey Porter getting arrested outside a location for DUI; the crime that's probably the most hilarious happened in Charlotte and involved masked men robbing a spot for food (what methed mind thought up of THAT?) But the one we'll highlight involves a miracle: a law enforcement official resigning for being an undue asshole toward an innocent person!
After being cut off in traffic, an off-duty jail deputy confronted
the motorist at her fast-food job, berating the woman and then flashing
his holstered gun in front of her boss, investigators say.
Frederick Schwab, a Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office employee
since October 2006, resigned last month in lieu of dismissal.
The female motorist, who worked at the Taco Bell, said Schwab entered the
restaurant and asked to speak with her, telling her, “You need to learn
how to drive. I can have you arrested and I can put you in jail because
you cut me off.”