Headline: Armed Man Holds Up Starbucks
Comment by doltreader: Was it Pancho Villa?
Editor's Note: Okay, so there's an exception to every rule. Contrary to what you might expect, doltreader isn't the typical Register reader with no sense of decency (or humor) assuming the thief was Latino, he (or she) was simply remarking on the fact that the only info presented in the story was that a Latino with a mustache ripped of the coffee shop. Or maybe doltreader actually is a pseudonym for one of those usually predictable assholes who always blames shit on Latinos and didn't really read the article. If that's the case, thanks for not sucking as much as usual, amigo!