Headline: Man Bites Security Officers at College
Comment by mmike714: Drop him off at the border.
Comment by topgun1: Another homeless Mexican National. Get him off the streets and out of our society.
Comment by tuebor2: Have him quarantined at the animal shelter and then run his name through ice.
Comment by 3rdrangerbat: One word: “euthanasia.”
Editor's Note: You guessed it, citizens: anyone with a Hispanic surname and a booking photo in this county is here illegally. Boy howdy! Have a nice weekend and y'all be good now!