Welcome to Tweets From the Park, our weekly roundup of some of the best–and the worst–tweets from the
park that's only sometimes the happiest place on earth. Follow us on Twitter @OCWeekly!
jessicaaalynn: i want my own reality tv show… it'd be a fuckin hit! it would consist of disneyland, food, and vodka. lots of vodka.
melanieyay: Ummm Disneyland is selling Ed Hardy shit #timetodie
WH1SKS: I can't wait to tweet live from @Toestubber's Golf Academy. It's almost magical, like Disneyland but without fat kids.
JewlsRose: The Disney Gods won't let a tornado hit Disneyland, right?
AlanYou: According to Disneyland, I'm overweight and ugly. I wanna cry. 🙁
MoeNitty: shit, I sex at Disneyland on a ride and people were watching…no lie!
DarlingNikki323: @BUTTERY_D Someone told theres a shit load of sex
offenders that live by Disneyland! & it's suppose to be “the
happiest place on earth”!!
makeitawesome: Dear dumb bitches at CA Adventure shut the fuck up MY DAD IS SO RICH HE CAN BUY DISNEYLAND TWICE fuckin SKANK.
shawneboyy: Like seriously what are goth people doing at disneyland. Fairy tails do not involve trenchcoats wtf
urmodersohawt: Tornado watch in SoCal. Does that mean Disneyland is gonna get owned?
FueledByAstrid: Ommgggg backstage disneyland is so ugly
AnthonyCastro3: Apparently you can get kicked out of Disneyland and arrested for calling someone a “Fat Bitch”
amandadaunais: Pissed that my friend bailed on disneyland. I guess I have to save up for a car instead. #FML
bryandeleon: Just got busted by an undercover disneyland worker. Wtf.
richxelle: our stupid ling ling principal cancelled disneyland for us… GO SUCK AN EGG ROLL YOU BOBBLEHEAD MOFO
jonjonbailey: Disneyland is really quiet today – so much more fun without hoards of ugly Americans.
mikecarano: Dear neck tattoo guy next to me at Disneyland, If “I'm
stupid, watch your back, I might attack you” was the message? Mission
koricarmack: I swear dana has the wierdest bf ever he is over here
singing the stupid disneyland theme song WHAT A LOSER!! *Peace*
llBRDll: fuckin hate disneyland no one is here and they still want to keep me till 11 its fuckin ponitless!!!!
starryskydreams: “To Rachel, sex was disneyland, and i was the ride.”
QBStyles: Damn red velvet cake is like disneyland, sex and kool-aid all at the same time.
TheLastLaugh_LA: Disneyland in the rain with my sons crazy ass friends should be interesting
TheCurseOfTish: Taylor Swift's body's not a wonderland. She's too fukkin innocent n shit. Her body's more like… Disneyland.