Ask an Argentino!
Q Argentino, were you perplexed when an apparently spontaneous reference to your intellectual property was referenced in ANOTHER column?
A I was gratified, honestly. Im faking an orgasm even as you read. It wasnt bad, you know, I mean, the touch of a pseudo Mexicans hand, Im alright. Ill survive the experience.
Q Argentino, it doesnt sound like you mean it.
A Is that a question or a remark, because if its a remark, Ill let it slide. I feel filthy, honestly. The intellectual callousness was like, I dont know, calloused hands all over my hot body, doing damage. It was disgusting.
Q What about Gustavito?
A Hes a swinger that guy. Wow. Impressive.
Q Argentino, it sounds like something happened, a connection perhaps.
A Could you repeat that in Spanish? My English isnt so good.