Tuesday, March 20, 2012 at 12:19 p.m.
Boycotts, protests, petitions--eh. It's now clear that those wanting to bring attention to Chick-Fil-A's anti-gay marriage stance have been going about it all wrong.
Here's a winning idea. Round up a trio of drag queens and make a music video about the Christian-owned chicken chain to the tune of Wilson Phillips' "Hold On." Be sure to include lines like "Someday somebody's gonna wanna make you wanna gobble up a waffle fry/But no go, don't you know, Chick-fil-A say you make the baby Jesus cry." Chick-fil-A execs are probably quivering in a basket of nuggets.
You can download the song by Willam on iTunes.