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Walter Rowin of The Slidebar waxed philosophical about what kind of rice dish he represents.
Gustavo talked porn stars and sausages (yes, it's exactly what you're thinking).
Vickie gave us a slideshow of "insanewiches" (if you're ever going to torture me, put the green eggs 'n clam in front of me and I'll talk).
And I learned that hell hath no fury like a Kris Allen fan scorned.